Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Trump Introduces "Signature" Watch. World Watches And Wonders Why.

Yet another Trump Brand rollout. Look! It's full of shit! And so, so easy to read!

Time to egest (thank you Roget).


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that his hair actually came up with this idea and his penis signed off on it. the result is this hot load pictured before you.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is bad. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when the designer was explaining this nonfunctional waste of many, many watch parts.

Trump: "Why's it all gears?!"

Watchman: "I wanted the watch to represent your newfound transparency—your transition into the lime-light has let people see inside your world. Before Trump was an exotic man of mystery--now people have a better idea of what makes you tick..."

1:28 PM  
Blogger k8 said...

are there actually people out there who give a shit about Donald Trump? i mean, does he have "fans"? didn't his fragrance tank?

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Letterman: ...Right Paul and here we go...without further delay, our segment we like to call dropping stuff off a tall buildingTonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are at the top of Trump Tower ...and oh, look who's here...the man himself...Mr. Trump! How are you...oh, and what a fancy tie! Is that not the fanciest tie ladies and gentlemen?
Welcome to "Dropping stuff off a tall building."

Trump: Yes, thank you, David...I've bee a fan for years.

LettermanSo what do we have here?

Trump: Oh, this is one of our new Titanium watches...It's a little venture I created for fun.

LettermanGreat. Oh, and what a fine watch it is...yes sir-ee bob...yep. That is one handsome watch...we are going to drop this watch off this tall buildingdown to the sidewalk...and see what happens...let's do that right now, shall we?
Here we go...wow look at that thing drop...it's just zingin down...uh...hang on...
cameraman john...can we get a tight shot, that thing landed...
let's take a look ...

~+~hushed silence~+~ mmmmlooks like...looks like it has hit a pedestrian...is that what you see?

Trump hey...looks like that watch is intact. What a mess. I don't think that was a pedestrian...look like that drunk passed out on the corner

[i]I am not quite sure how to wrap this up...any suggestions?[/i]

1:44 AM  

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