TWAT THE HELL?
Vagina Day is coming, ladies. And you most certainly don't want your guests gossiping about the unruly state of your hedge row. What'll it be (click image)? Landing Strip? Bermuda Triangle? Heart Breaker? Or Thunder Struck (which could easily be misinterpreted as Mark Of Zorro and, personally, would send me flying like lightning out the door)? Investigate further at naughtynads.com.(scanned from Cosmopolitan)
(thanks to jenna at girlspoke for the tip)
posted by copyranter @ 8:20 AM
16 Comments:
And thank you for avoiding the obvious pussy jokes.
Why Nads?
that's a good question.
As an aspiring copywriter I must know -- is this considered a good ad by the pros? I think it's clever and I like it but I'm deranged and usually not fit for general public consumption.
From what I read in my handy dandy "Tested Advertising Methods" by John Caples we can't know how good it really is until the numbers come in -- which I'll never know anyhow. But, if it's bad conceptually can any of you in the business point out why? Seriously goddambit.
I forgot to add -- they're missing the bald one. I would've had a bald one in the middle.
I shaved my cat once.
The first thing that sprang to mind when looking at the kitties is how much the fuzz reminded me of the Playstation handset icons.
I do have an immature mind.
GAWD.... there is something to be said for subtlety... maybe an image of a women mowing a lawn would go over better. The old wink wink. goes lot further than $4.99 a minute stuff.
Maybe I am a stuffy Canuck.
I don't know about you, but I just hate it when a vagina looks back at me with it's eerie green eyes.
Does any woman really need a cookie mold to manicure the front nine?
Maybe if she's going for a fleur de lis design, but a star? A triangle? Please.
fleur de lis!!! Through history, several french chicks must have attempted it...
Did that picture just barely beat out the classic Lords of Acid album cover for "Pussy?"
A bulls-eye shape would be fun. Especially for a darts or archery groupie.
A classy lassie will usually opt for a MAD Magazine icon:
https://www.neodata.com/mad/images/alfreden.gif
http://digitalmusic.weblogsinc.com/media/2006/01/Spy_vs_Spy.jpg
"of the Playstation handset icons. "
Nads - Live in your world, shave in ours.
Perhaps Nads could increase sales by partnering with the one-second audio mnemonic folks mentioned in your subsequent post:
The Nadio Talking Vagina you can personalize with your own "sound" or message (the audio equivalent of "Juicy" on the bikini bottoms?). Or, better yet, sell yourself as an advertising medium to forward-thinking advertisers.
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