Monday, September 11, 2006

Donnie Douche continues to break the big stories.

This month's Gotham, Prick Jason Binn's NYC pub, saw the return of Deutsch Mark, adman Donny Deutsch's little column about his show The "Big Idea." In it, he talks about interviewing Bill Gates. Here was his Ta-Da moment:
Deutsch: "What's on you iPod?"
Gates: "I don't have an iPod."


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the tail end of the Gates interview (stopping only because you blast this guy so mercilessly). Donnie Dickhead also asked, "How much money do you carry in your wallet?"

How stupid can an attempt at clever irrverence get? Waddya expect? Bill Gates to pull out a wad? You're not interviewing 50-Cent, dipshit. The guy just gave away THIRTY BILLION DOLLARS to provide clean water, vaccines mosquito nets and the like to kids in Africa.

For what it's worth, Bill Gates has no entourage, no bodyguards, checks himself into hotels, drives himself and his family around town and, when on the road, uses a simple Town Car service.

Just like Donnie Dickhead, right?

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gates has no bodyguards? I very much doubt that. They may be discrete but trust me, he has them.

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been to MSFT events in Orlando, Vegas and SF as an employee... the guy simply shows up and checks in.

It's strange as hell, but the people who respect him most are the hotel staff.

12:31 AM  
Blogger Fordophile said...

Consider for just one moment. I short MS stock then I kidnap Gates. Bill Gates is one of the most powerful and influential men on the planet. There are also many nut jobs who think he is the Anti- Christ. He is well guarded. He may walk around unassisted to make a point and or create an impression, but start running directly at him full sprint from 30 yards and see what happens.

8:40 PM  

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