Taglines are DUMB: NYC Real Estate Edition.
let's fucking shvo? Good thing you got that pearl trademarked, Mr. Michael Shvo, a "charismatic, hard-charging" man with a "visionary's singular and passionate viewpoint" according to the SHVO website. (my keyboard now needs renovation, thanks to my vomit) Shvo is "solely focused on the concepting, marketing, and sales of luxury condominiums..." They should focus a little more on the concepting, marketing, and selling of themselves.previously:
1. Taglines are DUMB: Tobacco Edition.
2. Taglines are DUMB: NYC Auto Show Edition.
posted by copyranter @ 11:45 AM
7 Comments:
Imagine trying to focus on the details of the 87th-floor Trump World Tower apartment he's showing you, when he's wearing a pair of $1200 palomino manpumps.
I LOVE me some superbroker sartorial punctilio!
Kinda sounds like 'shiv' or 'Shiavo', (as in Terry). Not the greatest in terms of marketing, in my opinion.
How can a condo sales slug be a "visionary"?
Has he come up with this generation's Levittown? If so, I missed it.
How do you pronounce that without sounding like you are faking a Korean accent?
I think "LET'S SHVO" sounds great. I teach at SVA, so I know!
Oh, I'll tell ya where to shvo it.
When Michael shvos
Does his pupick show?
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