Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Deutsch/Trump '69'

Winner's Circle. That's the headline for ad man Donny Deutsch's "Deutsch Mark" column in December's Gotham (I really miss Prick Jason Binn's eloquent letter from the CEO). This time, he sloppily fellates fellow "brand master" Donald Trump.
The highlights:
• Deutsch tells Trump a red label on his water bottle is "not the way to go"
• Trump tells Deutsch the secret to his success: "When someone attacks you, you attack back, but much, much harder."
• Also, "Never quit."
There, now you don't have to enroll at prestigious Trump University.
(image from
previously in Deutsch Mark:
1. Donny Douche sits down with Ted Turner.
2. Donny Douche continues to break the big stories.
3. Donny Deutsch Mark!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew I am so relieved! I was all set to sign up too! Now I can spend the money I saved on holiday gifts.

Thanks CR!

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does Trump, with a full head of hair, style it in such a way that it looks like a giant combover? WHY?!

4:13 PM  
Blogger thalassa_mikra said...

Surely boobjob and junior could have benefitted from classes at prestigious Trump University and saved all of Daddy's tuition expenses and donation to Wharton.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Deutsch be at "The Learning Annex" too?

9:13 AM  
Blogger ohoney said...

DD is
4 the first time
@ our age?


12:54 PM  

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