Wednesday, November 22, 2006

God Speedo®, Douchebag.

Happy 49th, Donny Deutsch—you sneaky Scorpion you. What's the Big Idea for tonight? Driving your Escalade to Nobu for some vastly overrated sushi? You got a date? Or is it a night out with the Drakkar Noir-drenched ad boys? Either way, the big five-0's staring you in the face, Double D. Hope you're mixing in some cardio with all those bicep curls, Dude. Check the Empire State building tonight. I've arranged for it to be lit a brownish/yellowish vinegar hue.

previous Donny Deutsch posts:
1. Deutsch sits down with Ted Turner.
2. Deutsch continues to break the big stories.
3. Donny Deutsch Mark!
4. Cosmic blob supplants Deutsch's ego...
5. That's Mr. "Douche" Brittney.


Blogger numb in chelsea said...

Copyranter! I was just starting to settle into my cozy
Thanksgiving holiday. (The pies are getting started and the turkey is getting a couture trussing.) And boom, dude! You have to bring that fucking scumbag, lowlife, Long Island-accented chav pig to my ibook. I guess in the advertising world, you're either with Donny Dong and his types or against them. I'm not sure anyone can dispise this idiot more than you. But I come close. (Don't even get me started on what that pig said to a friend of mine who used to have to genuflect in front of his dirty balls.) Can't somebody muzzle Dongy Dong once and for all? Happy Thanksgiving, though.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Speedo says, "I'm a Douchebag," but the tans lines say, "No, really, I'm a Douchebag."

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First, copyranter, if you don't post tomorrow or until next week, Happy Thanksgiving (though I'm sure you hate it, in which case Fuck Thanksgiving). Secondly, could I trouble you to explain this, "Check the Empire State building tonight. I've arranged for it to be lit a brownish/yellowish vinegar hue."? I'm just a suburban non-adman civlian, so I might be missing a reference.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't get to hear much about this chappie on this side of the pond. Is he really that bad?

[steps back and shields face]

5:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Turkey Day, Copyranter! Wishing you and yours a great holiday.

8:51 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Frank, vinegar's a key ingredient with many douches.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah! That makes sense. Forgive me, I play for the other team, so I don't know much about feminine hygiene products.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It takes some balls to wear a Speedo. Nice tan line. Do we want to know how you came to aquire this picture? :)

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Somebody lend that man some nair and some pants.

And some judgement.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hah! he needs candy too;)

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a TOOL you consumer WHORE!

ps. nobody loves you

lollerskate roflcopter

10:01 PM  

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