Thursday, February 22, 2007

"Excuse me, Mr. Charney? Shouldn't that be 'Tights' with an 's'?"

(click image for closer look, you pervs)
To repeat, skeevy American Apparel founder Lovey Dov Charney has admitted to fucking his models. Knowing this, the ad's headline suddenly possibly becomes, not just a testament about this particular model's body, but a testament about a very particular part of this model's body. No, not her tushy.
(scanned from the back page of this week's Onion)
previously in American Apparel:
1. Cracks starting to show in American Apparel empire?
2. American Apparel: Made With Dov.


Blogger New York Punk said...

Have you come across their showroom in SOHO, err or is it NOHO, fuck it - they used to have a live dancing girl on their display window. I assume she hasn't fucked Dov yet.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her. Don't want to appear racist, but that's one of the most serious booties I've ever seen on an Asian chick.

Best bring some serious pipe to the game, yo.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Lucia Toledo said...

I wish people would stop hating on Dov. Of course he's a loathesome fuck, as an individual; that's HOW he gets the power of sexuality, which, when mapped onto business goals, results not only in profit but in retail history. So don't dine with the guy. You were warned about garmentos by your grandmother, weren't you?

12:03 AM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

I feel dirty now.

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those are definitely tights with an ass... i mean, "s".

4:24 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Well, as I've said, I do like his men's large basic T. I don't hate him, and don't care that he's loathsome; my problem with him is that his interactions with the media (jerking off in front of reporters, etc.) are obviously staged bullshit. He's a pathetic phony.

4:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Martha Stewart, Donald Trump, Richard Branson, and all other faces of their own companies aren't phonies? The problem seems to be that American Apparel has let their "70s soft porn" schtick overtake their seemingly noble business model of providing jobs for low-income American workers. The more press devoted to Dov's penchant for offering mustache rides means the less press for the actual company and products.

10:44 AM  
Blogger jos said...

i believe it says 'tights' on the back page of village voice. they're so damn conservative.

2:09 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

well, technically, "tight" is a slang term meaning cool, hip or phat. and her ass is definitely tight, in every sense of the word.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'd be happy the headline didn't say "bushy" or "dry".

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer 'tights.' I think the expensive/pretentious way to say it is 'tight' though. Very JCrew. Like, 'The Black Tight.'

2:54 PM  
Blogger MartiniCocoa said...

not exploiting workers to make a clothing line doesn't change the fact that he exploits women
in the most aggressive manner possible in his advertising.

that's the part that makes me laugh --that kind of exploitation is okay because someone's penis and/or nipples gets hard?

anyway, i don't buy that fuckers shit. I also avoid Martha Stewarts crap too. That's what I do when some tool does something that really annoys me: I make sure what little money I have doesn't go into their pockets.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also super awesome that you can see the creep's... err... photog's shadow in the photo.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dov Charney has not "admitted to fucking his models". He's admitted to sleeping with some of his employees.

4:54 AM  

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