Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Proof that your girlfriend plays the gluteal tuba.

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You may have never heard/smelt her, but why would beano® advertise in Ladies Home Journal if she wasn't floating air biscuits on the sly? The dilemma of course is how to craft an inverted burp remedy message to the fairer sex. Here, an imaginary unsigned letter to 'Cauliflower' is utilized. Love the image, right, of Cauliflower dipping our honking heroine.
previously in "female" posts:
1. Twat The Hell?
2. Ladies, do you love shoes more than wildlife itself?
3. The Great Wall of New York.
4. Butch Cassidy sez: Bang your husband. Eat your greens.
related: beano jingle.


Blogger The Cajun Boy said...

my girl made a cabbage soup last night. i had never before heard her blast one until about 3am this morning...i think the sheets may have jumped up.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking prudes.

People should embrace and take pride in their flatulent prowess.

Candor will lead to grudging respect, a healthy colon and far more privacy.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hear hear, Anon! I proudly clear all the neighboring cubes after lunch and love every second of sweet, sweet solitude.

This ad: Is this seriously the best way these people could sell anti-fart pills to women? I'd use a chocolate-dipped thong before this weak-ass thing.

1:25 PM  
Blogger G. Genova said...

oh, you mean heroine. i was trying to figure that one out, and not knowing much about heroin, i thought, okay, you can dip heroin and maybe it helps gas? they need to change the name if they want women to buy it.

1:39 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

(oops) thank you, archeress...

1:44 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

First: women only glow.

Second: imagine being the illustrator. Do you add that to the portfolio or no?

6:09 PM  
Blogger Speedcat Hollydale said...

My woman does not pass the methane.....EVER. She promised me that if a flatulous occasion occured in the future, that it would be delivered directly to my nasal passages - as to return the favor that I have been giving daily for 8 years now.
Men naturally produce gastrointestinal gasses with increased frequency do to their chemical make up. That, and we like beans and beer.

Happy Day- you are a blogging champion in my book! Nice work here.

Speedcat Hollydale; MN

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My woman does not pass the methane...EVER."

Sounds like an angel.
An angel that has you completely bamboozled.
But she's not an angel, she's a woman, right?
She farts!

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone who believes that women can't rip one has never lived with a pregnant woman.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer my healthy colon to be private.

Just sayin.

8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. I just had a conversation about this with my ex-bf a couple weeks ago. He said that in 10 years together, he heard me fart one night in my sleep. We also agreed that in 10 years together there was probably 1 night where he DIDN'T fart.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

Oh dear God. Thank you for the air biscuits descriptor - that is a new one on me.

11:36 PM  

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