Monday, April 16, 2007

Jugs of Campari.

(click image to increase boobs size)
For some reason
, I gave Campari the benefit of the doubt here with their new print campaign. I thought, 'they really couldn't, so blatantly, just be using Salma Hayek's big tits, and only Salma Hayek's big tits, to sell their yucky apéritif.' A visit to the website would surely reveal a movie tie-in or a sophisticated story line around the "Hotel Campari" or some kind of special promotion, yes? No. It's just Salma Hayek's big tits.
Bravo Campari? I guess?
previously in liquor ads:
1. What's on your headstone, Tommy?
2. The drunken conversation is waiting.
3. Worst. Anthropomorphism. EVER.
4. Product Naming for DUMMIES, #2.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need I say it? I'd fuck Salma.

But any attempt at providing graphic imagery is superfluous.

I will offer that Salma and her best friend Penelope Cruz top my threesome fantasy list. I'd even drink that red piss Campari to close the deal.

Ay Caramba!

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon, who’s the third?

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time I see these ads it makes me cringe. Since she announced she's pregnant, the first thing that pops into my mind is fetal alcohol syndrome.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An unsmiling Hayek backed by two Rudolph Nureyev Royal Canadian Mounties. And it means...what?

Don't bother us with questions of sense. She's got tits, tits, TITS!!

2:59 PM  
Blogger The City Desk said...

... and they helpfully allow you to cut the volume, so as not to distract your co-workers with the music so much, but just the movie of the boob lady.

2:59 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

senorita hayek makes a bold and positive statement for the power of diversity in advertising. our industry must make a greater effort to showcase the vast range of titties in the marketplace.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Sometimes I wish I was/were a guy or a lesbian. I so don't get it. I'm like David Sedaris when he'd be in the car with his uncle and his uncle? would comment on womens body parts on the street. And David would look at the parts and they would excite him about as much as looking at an earlobe.

And then I'm angered because, "Hey! What am I? Chopped liver? You don't need to advertise to me?"

6:55 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

you should be happy Mauls that you're not the low-hanging fruit demo. Low-hanging ripe, sweet honeydew melons.

8:25 AM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

she has nice eyes

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait, she's got eyes, too?!

1:35 PM  
Blogger andrei said...

her left one looks bigger. I guess it's true what they say...

2:00 AM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

I have no problem with gorgeous women selling the booze - I take exception to her horrified expression like "holy shit, what's in that?"

12:00 AM  
Blogger Lady Jaye said...

Indeed, it's not even a good picture of her -- sure, you get the plunging sight of her cleavage, but c'mon. She looks like she was forced at gunpoint to do that ad.

4:51 PM  

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