Wednesday, August 29, 2007

(Bank of America ad for personalized MLB checks)

It says: "I throw batteries/bottles/etc. at opposing teams' outfielders during playoff games even when my beloved $200 million team is WINNING (I witnessed it, en masse, twice) and I have the sense of humor of mouse diarrhea and I would blow herpes-dicked Derek Jeter, no questions asked and I call Mets fans "trash" even though half of Yankee Stadium crowds are Wall Street douchebags and the other half are numb & dumb B&T suburban fat guts and I don't understand it when comedians (apologies, Doug Stanhope) make fun of me by comparing my rooting for the Yankees to rooting for the dealers at casinos...
previously in Yankee Fans are a Bunch of Mouth-Breathing Mooks:
1. Bleacher Creature cuff links.
2. Derek Jeter's "Driven."
3. Is IT In YOU?
4. Urnie Banks?


Blogger Nick said...

The Warriors II: Extra Innings

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Now there's a checking account that says what face paint has been saying for years.'

I like logos?

9:01 PM  
Blogger Tara said...

This ad's so gay, dude. I mean ... clearly. Douche looks more like a mime about to break into an aria (or caught mid-aria). And meanwhile it's his face paint that's peddling the checks? Fascinating.

Bank of America: 0.
Figurative non sequiturs: 1.
Over-enthused checks: gay.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gawping gob of a cunt. In need of a smack.

5:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This doubles as a before ad for a tooth whitener.

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, it says all that? Who knew?

"Mouth-Breathing Mooks" is hysterical!

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All human beings hate the Yankees.*

* Who loves the Yankees? Inhuman beings, stupid!

11:24 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

TB: please cut back on the G word. It offends me.

Signed: homosexual lover.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Giambi? That word offends everyone.

11:27 AM  
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