Scottrade. Powered by abacuses...
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"The online brokerage with America's largest branch network"—meet one of their hotshot brokers, Scott, pictured here calculating how many days are left in this quarter.
copyranter is a Scottrade customer—this morning, I received some fresh, hot tips from my ST broker, via Pony Express. Sorry, I can't divulge too much info, but let's just say BlueStar likes IBM floppy disks (don't tell SilverFox11!).
(scanned from today's Wall Street Journal)
previously in financial ads:
1. Co-Chairmen of the Board.
2. ...and THAT'S why they call him SilverFox11.
3. I wrote a post for you, and it's called "Yellow."
4. Why King Kong would never make a good banker.
4 Comments:
What's this Consolidated Buggywhip I hear so much about?
I want in!
dude reeeeeally likes his abacus. "i'm going to touch your right here, you naughty, naughty abacus..."
Let's do a leveraged buyout of Teldar Paper.
@Flash...I'm laughing my ass off. I would have abbreviated that if I was into text messaging. But I'm not.
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