Thursday, October 04, 2007

Sexy Developers of Sexy Condos Sexily Use Sexy Pussy to Sell Their Sexy-Ass Selves.

(click ad to read copy)
The Developers Group, sexy developers of the sexy-logoed EdgE Building in sexy-as-Hell Williamsburg, and sexy, dead Jimi Hendrix-exploiting 184 Thompson in sexy Greenwich Village, placed this sexy ad in this week's Sex issue of sexy Time Out New York.
WIDE OPEN views...although, the open-shirted Asian man appears to be checking out the woman's breasts/face. And what's with his facial expression? That doesn't say 'turned on' to me. It says, 'I'd rather be downloading the new Radiohead release,' or 'Is the dry cleaners still open?—'cause I'd really like to wear my new John Varvatos shirt to work tomorrow.'


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed on the guy's face. He seems intrigues alright, but by something odd-looking or disconcerting over her right shoulder.

Anyway, let's see how far we can take this beyond "Wide Open Views":
- Deep, cavernous closets
- Pull back the curtains
- Come right in

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wood floors or carpet - the choice is up to you.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Level Floors Will Allow You to Realistically Stand-Up Your RealDoll"

11:33 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

OH, you guys are doing good Ha-Ha. Keep 'em coming...

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did u guys read the copy? someone got paid to write that?!!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Condo in Edge Building: $69,542, 326.00
Underage Mute Hooker: $375.00
Penicillin: $10.00
Being a Developers Group(ie): Worthless

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Often misunderstood bit: The Developers Group does not develop anything. They are brokers. And by "brokers" I mean "filthy whores."

And from my personal experience, they are some of the filthiest.

Also - with the art direction - take the gay guy out and just line up the Empire State with her kooch - THAT should have been a gimme.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the carpet DOES match the drapes.

-Asian guy

12:35 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

eoty: That's like me telling people I'm a copy "writer" (heh)

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Womb with a view

12:38 PM  
Blogger protest said...

@employee of the year

dammit, now the whole office knows i'm not actually working. thanks a lot.

5:43 PM  
Blogger edith said...

Who wants floor to ceiling windows covering up your vagina? Cock-teasers.

7:01 AM  

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