Thursday, April 03, 2008

the choo-choo is stuck in the poo-poo.

(click image for closer look)
FUCK. I'd love to get a chance to work on a fucking lubricant account. Is there any easier assignment? Use some sort of hole visual, and riff off that. Google Image search "hole" and you've got 10 campaign ideas. That said, this ad for Durex Play lubricant is not bad. The playful model train set sets the right tone for the product. previously in Durex: the most confusing condom ad ever. previously in condom advertising: proud as a (pea)cock; it's raining (se)men; doing Sudoku doggiestyle; and tuttfrutti condom bubbles. (image via) update: apparently this is an in-store POP display poster, so it had to be a kid-friendly idea.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get this ad. Does it represent:

1. Constipation (some got out, one is stuck in the chute?)
2. A line-up of cock during a gang bang?
3. A failing erection due to....?
4. Blue balls (or purple dick)?

3:31 PM  
Blogger Ryan Tomorrow said...

like this Manix Ad?

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about taking it in the caboose.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Jayhawker said...

Fracture of the corpora cavernosa (safe for work).

And copyranter, how is this different from working on a condom ad? Or is your advice regarding them just for students and job seekers?

4:34 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

jayhawker: no, also no lubricant ads in your portfolio, unless they're produced.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was kinda hard to come up with but

1) Looks like they couldn’t fit a url in the ad either.

2) All passengers must not get off before entering the tunnel.

10:59 PM  
Blogger adverlicious said...

Condom ads can be similarly funny (but agree w/ CR that they shouldn't be in your book unless produced).

Check out Trojan's online work, starring "Testiclees" and "Scrotus" --

Trogan "Trojan Tales 300x250

and their more recent pig-man campaign --

Trojan "Be A Man" 300x250

11:02 PM  
Blogger Ruby Jackson said...


This reminds me of when things get a bit out of control, and snap! it bends painfully in half. Mood over.

Good incentive to buy this product!

1:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a model of the Flying Scotsman?
No wait it would be green then.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(They should've had more shrubbery around the tunnel.)

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes they should have. Something nice and not too expensive.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Jayhawker said...

Obviously the tunnel is in Brazil

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah so it is a German train then?

6:15 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

Well, shit. That's what happens when you try to take three dicks in the ass at once.

9:27 PM  

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