Friday, April 21, 2006

The Wrinkle-Free Van Heusen Man.

Yes, I wear wrinkle-free Van Heusen shirts and ONLY wrinkle-free Van Heusen shirts. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. And Blue (M-F). You want to know what else is wrinkle-free about me? My pants. My forehead. My evenings. My diet. my golf game. My conversations. My sex life. My scrotum.
(at least he ain't got an eye-patch)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. wrinkle-free can drink my pee.

He looks all the people I try to hit with my car.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

Am I mistaken, or is this the notoriouos "Perry" from the Perry Ellis serial comic? Nail your interview with the wrinkle free shirt!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you implying the Van Heusen Man is bland?

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That ad appears to have wrinkles in it. Synedoche or coincidence?

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck! I want to talk about this Hathaway Man. I mean who, what why... I am stammering as a rush of questions come from just this one image.


12:47 PM  

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