Friday, June 09, 2006

Blamer, Fudge do Lunch.

—Steve Blamer, former CEO of ad agency FCB, and Ann Fudge, former CEO of ad agency Y&R, recently had lunch together at an upscale Manhattan restaurant. I paid a waiter to secretly record their conversation. Here's a transcript snippet:

Blamer: "...Tell me about it. The clients never picked the right campaigns, my VPs were lazy shits, and the new business people targeted the completely wrong industries."
Fudge: "Well, at least you got that eight million dollar golden parachute..."
Blamer: "It's seven million..."
Fudge: "Seven, eight, same difference."

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Anonymous Anonymous said...


I like that.

Boy: "Have you ever experienced that 'Not so fresh' feeling down there?"

Father: "Yes son. Every man has."

Boy: "What do you do about it? I mean, mom's pissed because she's had to bleach and scrub four times this week already ... and it's only Monday afternoon."

Father: (chuckling) "Well son, your mom used to get pissed at me all the time to, that is, until I found FudgeBlamer."


Okay, never mind. This one is so stupid it can't be developed anymore. I thought I had something, but I don't. If you've read this far thanks, but this one going into the shit pile.

5:21 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

anon, that made my brain hurt.

5:48 PM  
Blogger David said...

Anon's going to put the FudgeBlamer in the ShitPile?

I'm gonna go take a dump in my bed.

8:26 PM  
Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

anon, instead of telling elaborate jokes that no one gets and aren't funny, try telling shorter, less contrived jokes that everyone gets and are funny.

Just a little free advice from me, the funniest and smartest man in America.

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evil, I resent that comment specifically and you generally.

I was going to start off with, "As one of the few people ever to post a comment in your blog ..."* However, a bit of half-assed research reveals that you actually have a few regulars now.

I agree with you on two fronts:

1)My FudgeBlamer attempt at a MAD TV Spishak commercial didn't work. Obviously the joke tried to recreate a Summer's Eve commercial between father and son and equated men's brown streaked underwear with women's stinky vaginas. There's material and a joke there. I failed to grasp either. (Unlike real life where I've grasped both streaked undies and stinky vaginas.)

2) You are smart and funny. What else but brilliance could wax nauseatingly about a chopped salad experience and top it of by coining a phrase like "wet-ass big-bite salad"?

*(In a post concerning CR you said he had seemingly hairy arms. I said while his ass likely looks like a Captain Caveman plush toy, his arms were merely filled with prison tats.)

9:32 PM  
Blogger G. Genova said...

clearly, anon, you've never done any research on cr's ass or you'd know better. i have, um, spoken with a lot of people who would know--cell mates, jessica cutler, etc., and his ass isn't hairy, so they have told me. i also read an article that said it was smackdown amazing, though somewhat skinny (Journal of Asses In Advertising xxiv (Winter '05).

this blog lately is like a men's locker room. with two a day, perhaps we could get something ever so slightly girly like the pink rhinestone skittles watch now and then.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay archeress. I yield. Do we credit genetics for CR's hairless ass or Nair?

(This is getting kind of gay for me archeress, so this is my final post on the topic.)

PS - I agree with you. We need more of CR's thoughts on girly bits and pieces.

9:32 PM  

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