Friday, June 09, 2006

Product Naming For Dummies, #2.

Jesus. Here's some more blindingly idiotic Liquor spinoff names clumsily targeting the Beefy White Frat Brah demo:
Jägermeister Poker
Skyy Puuke
Jack Daniels Maxim
Cuervo Fight Club

Product Naming For Dummies.


Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

Johnny Walker Date Rape.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Herradrura Fuckatranny

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...which I've obvioushly been ingeshting...whish would eshplain the shpelling...shorry

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boone's Farm has ignored the trend and taken the opposite approach with the introduction of "Super Premimum Top Shelf Strawberry Hill". The copy reads something like: "Winos still suck on our discarded corks but now they have to loiter outside of four star restaraunts to get them."

jj gittes - The spelling can be excused. But the irresponible use of ellipsis cannot. Never type while in mid tranny thrust dear boy.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boone's Farm doesn't have enough alchohol to be a good bum wine. The market that consumes it is more in 15-17 group. Maybe they're trying to sell to the children of wine snobs?

5:25 PM  

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