Wednesday, September 13, 2006

NoHo Ass.

Kate has gone from 'Your ass will never work in this town again' to 'Your ass is being plastered all over this town.' David Yurman sells jewelry, I guess? Word has it that Moss did lines off of her own tookas during the shoot. Sorry about the blurriness (click her). It was 7am, and I hadn't had coffee. That's the excuse I'm going with. Click here more gratuitous ASS in ads. (Lafayette @ Great Jones)
(post for two cheeky admen across the pond: Scamp & FishNChimps)
1. Five-story models compete for my love.
2. American Apparel: Made With Dov.
3. A small price to pay for a big package.
4. The G-Star Glory Hole.


Blogger New York Punk said...

I saw this on monday and was thinking it's just days before it appears here. I am so psychic.

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent work, although I expect they airbrushed out the small pole propping up her addled head.
It is nevertheless a privilege to see someone take their civic duties so seriously. Move a bit more to the right next time, though, to get a better view of her arse.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Kate Moss? But...but...the sign says "David Yurman."

I gather he sells skin lotion or fur bedcovers. Anyway, if it's at Bloomingdales, it's probably pricey.

Those bead-thingies on the model's wrist sort of detract from the picture, though. They ought to get rid of them if they do any more ads like this one.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it's "tuchas"

8:29 AM  
Blogger Scamp said...

Forget convoluted theories like Intelligent Design.

Kate Moss's ass surely proves the existence of god all by itself.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scamp, you can't go around saying "ass". Fly the flag.
Shame we can't see her tits.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Needless to say, I'd fuck her.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scamp the only thing that ad proves is the successful career of illustrator and photoshop wizards. Emaciated white women's butt cheeks don't stand up like that when they are lying down. No way. But go ahead and dream. That's what the ad people want you to do.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Believe it or not, but that ass is real. Those in the fashion industry know. When you have dough like KM, you can be reassured that all your figures remain chiseled, smooth and stays put as long as you get it pampered and serviced. Why do you think Mr. Klume has been able to have a long, lasting career- well past a model's expiration date? Or Tyra or Naomi?

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geology tip: The difference between stalagmites and stalactites can be remembered by the simple fact: Mother Earth's tites hang down.
And "shite" is a common Northern England adaptation. I think it's rather nice because of the greater number of options this variation offers to poets.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago there was a similar CK ad of naked Kate posted over the stage at Shakespeare in the Park. Highly inappropriate. One woman had to take her children out.

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the Orthodox Jews complain about THIS billboard....

This world gets more annoying each day...

8:11 PM  

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