Thursday, November 16, 2006

So feel free to wear your tightest short shorts, Ladies.

Yes, even in their "safety"-focused online ads specifically targeting women, True's skeevy CEO & founder Herb Vest probably jerked off into the model's photo-shoot underwear while approving this ad. update: as Darren wrote in the comments, this is a stock photo.
previous True posts:
1. bronskied by DD-cup sandwich.
2. BREAKING News Now...


Blogger Matt Brand said...

hate to say it, but I probably would have too.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when is an appreciation of a hot piece of ass mysoginistic?

Us letches have feelings too, you know.

2:23 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

you're right ricpic. I shall amend the copy. Fell into the alliterative trap.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This must be the stupidest ad yet. Could someone tell me what peering through blinds in boy shorts has to do with screening for felons and marrieds? Is "marrieds" a word?

3:41 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

I heard that you can get a yeast infection from wearing really tight pants. Not that I know first hand or anything. Ahem.

5:27 PM  
Blogger Scamp said...

Being married is not a crime

5:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a felon and a married, and being married to a felon to boot, seeing that hot buttocky goodness makes me want to buck their system and sign right up.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Jaxopolitan said...

You think those are a woman's hips?

Pfft. It's a 12-year-old boy sporting a mullet.

Which is actually very timely and appropriate, considering it's November, a.k.a. "To Catch a Predator" month.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

All the True ads I see are the ones of 15 hot guys in a swimming pool. Er...I don't know if I'm the target demographic. :(

4:50 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I've never seen a True ad and thought "photo shoot." I've always assumed they're just flipping through some pervy stock photography. So, my guess is that's he's jerking off into the stock photography book then choosing a photo from the pages that aren't stuck together.

9:56 AM  

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