Thursday, February 15, 2007

...and THAT'S why they call him SilverFox11.

• I got more Liquidity than a Golden Shower Gang Bang.
• I got bigger Gaps than a 90-year-old Hooker.
• I got more Volume than a 16-year-old Peter North.
(scanned from yesterday's Investor's Business Daily)
previously in stupid business ads:
1. Rest now, Bling Bling. Your long journey is over.
2. The Good Hands, Bad Taste People.
3. M&Ms "for business".
4. "I wrote a post for you, and it was called 'Yellow'".
5. bp. Beyond Poppycock.


Blogger Maulleigh said...

Ick. You know that guy's just some stock model.

They're advertising to my dad--a financial guy in his sixties. I don't want ANYONE to use sex to sell ANYTHING to my father.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

11:20 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

mmm. sweater vesty.

2:14 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...


2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys in their sixties are sexless? Innocent!

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be jealous that i can still get it up little man...advertising copywriter what are you so bitter about? Get a real job. Punk.

~ SilverFox11

5:54 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

AGAIN, I'm 6-2.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Ruby Khan said...

Thanks for bringing the Peter North Wikipedia entry to my attention.

"North shot to fame with his memorable facials."

"...Peter made more than a dozen gay porn movies [with] some of the largest male talent in the porn industry..."

Shot, largest. Har har.

5:47 PM  

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