Thursday, March 15, 2007

"I got your caption right here, Balvenie Weenie®."

Just to get this outta the way: Balvenie's updated the mouthless douchebag artwork! (click image) Trying to make him look younger, cooler. HA! Anyway, the Balvenie people want us consumers to submit captions for this particular cartoon celebrating their 10-year-run of placing ads in the Wall Street Journal. You can do it yourself at (click on "balvenie contest"), or you can leave 'em here in the comments, and I'll submit them myself. Here's a couple of quick thoughts to start things:
• "Good with your lips, I see."
• That's the same sound I make when I cum."
• "Not now Marge, I got Whiskey dick."
for the previous nine Balvenie Weenie® posts:
1. Let's speed up the aging process.
2. No crying or pouting DoucheFace.


Blogger Sports Princess said...

'Wish I had a mouth so I could suck this crap down while she blows'?

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Roomy hips–you’ll do.”

“I don’t care if 52’s the new 26, get that fuckin thing outta my ear.”

7:27 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What do ya mean "Not now, Marge??"

7:31 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

"Mom, you're embarrassing me."

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

farther into the gutter....

Mother! Yes, I already said I can smell my ass on it.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

Nana, don't let Mom see you with her French tickler again.

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the last time I dip my pen in the steno pool.

12:12 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

can you dig it:

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The next time you blow that fucking thing into my ear, I'm gonna shove my whiskey up your sandpaper coochie, you nasty old bitch."

3:25 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

He has no mouth.

How can he say anything? Or drink this whiskey for that matter?

This whole thing is stupid.

I would've "participated" in this contest if they had that call out appearing from his ass.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about - " I'm going to shove that thing right up your pooper."

1:57 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"That's cute, Monica, but no cigar."

8:24 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I don't care what you say Dad, I'll still drink you under the table.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't do fat chicks or old women, so get lost.

11:49 AM  

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