Monday, March 12, 2007

NFL unveils new football for 2007-2008 season.

(Reuters)—NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced yesterday that a collectible football designed by Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel will become the official game ball starting next season.
"Cute, ain't it?" asked Goodell at the press conference, which was also attended by Lagerfeld. Reporter reaction was, at best, mixed.
Lagerfeld relayed that the ball, featured in yesterday's New York Times Style Magazine, is faux leather/rawhide and smells faintly of Chanel No. 5.
Goodell also announced that, since each ball will cost the league $1,899, the fine for throwing a ball into the stands after a touchdown will be raised to $10,000.
previously in football:
1. Where's LT when you need him?
2. NFLers to forgo anesthesia, drive drunk.
3. Football play drawn with dandruff on man's head.
4. Peyton Manning Bobblehead Doll.
5, My business meeting with LT (true story).


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your kidding right?

If not my first thought was "give me a f*cking break!"

That's just WRONG.

9:17 AM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

Sounds like an excellent idea to me. Well worth importing here to the UK - the fragrance would freshen the smell of pies and prawn sandwiches eaten by our pikey football fans.
Imagine what one of those would fetch on eBay.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They sell pikeys on eBay?

10:18 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Because NOTHING mates better than sports and fashion. Puke.

12:10 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

What next? Hermes logos on penalty flags? Versace doo-rags?

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no place left to hide.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's responsible for this nutty idea?

6:52 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

I don't like sports. I went to a football game and had a great time, but I hate all the media mishegoss that goes along with it. I hate that the Simpsons is always the first thing to be pre-empted for anything sports related.

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might serve as an interesting sex toy. Not sure how, exactly, but it's there...

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm.... I searched, Reuters and Google. Result?

You're full of shit CR!!

The NFL had no more to do with this than you did with the UPS guy making you ex scream with ecstasy.

Chanel made a football. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO!!

Real ads not fertile enough ground?

Fucking hack.

10:18 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

oh shoot! you caught me lying!

5:35 AM  
Blogger B. Stream said...

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4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ anonymous. Go fuck yourself with this football.

4:35 PM  

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