Wednesday, April 11, 2007

American Apparel inserts three fetishes into one small, tight ad.

(click image for close-up look, you fiends)
Asians. Feet. Crotch shots
. Bravo, Lovey Dov Charney. You've raised the Perv Alert level to Red. Let's recap: First, you hit the thong enthusiasts. Next, you showed us a little ass crack. Then, came an ambiguous headline/visual sexual puzzle. And now this "Hooters" shorts ad (I don't see a trademark Dov, did you get permission from Hooters® to use their name? I'm sure you did.). Charney may have cashed out, but he's obviously still got his smelly, sticky fingers all over the advertising. But because AA doesn't exploit foreign workers, it's all OK...right?
update: as reader/commenter hjih points out, that's not just a crotch shot, it's camel toe.
previous American Apparel ads:
1. Tights.
2. Stirrup Socks.
3. Thong.


Blogger antyx said...

You may have missed bondage there, I think.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's straight up camel toe.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:52 PM  
Blogger Sports Princess said...

What are the chances this particular models name is actually Summer?

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck Summer.

But the caption's wrong: doesn't look like she's coming yet.

But those booty shorts... Mmmmmm!

No need to take them off. Just peel the crotch to the side and have at it.

Leave a nice big, pussyjuice stain behind.

2:08 PM  
Blogger James said...

Anyone know where I can find the original picture? It doesn't seem to be in the latest PDF catalog.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell goes to bed in a bathing suit?!

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her toes should be curled in that second shot.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, this is so... wrong. Shame shame yum... whoops, I mean shame.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All she needs is a Mets cap.

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just wish all advertising appealed to my penis this well. bravo dov....
keep me... i mean summer coming

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Who the hell goes to bed in a bathing suit?!”

Carrot Top.

Well that’s what I heard anyway.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd tap that.

My only other thought was that her positioning was likely designed to hide her lack of a chest (to speak of). Well done, BTW.

3:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know her! She's a friend of mine! It's very disturbing to see her crotch in magazines...

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would I buy a FUG bathing suit from a contortionist?

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the fact that the picture is of an Asian girl automatically means this is catering to an Asian fetish? That's a pretty loose (and racist) definition of fetish, if you ask me. If she was dressed in a Geisha outfit or a schoolgirl uniform, maybe you'd have a case.

11:14 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

You're right anon. It's really because AA often uses Asian girls in their sluttiest ads, a point I didn't write in this post. CEO Dov obviously's got a thing for Asians.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"Asians. Feet. Crotch shots. Bravo, Lovey Dov Charney. You've raised the Perv Alert level to Red. "

Asians, Feet, Crotch shots. What doesn't belong? Asians.

Why do you equate them together as if all Asian women should automatically be grouped with 'perversion'.

I'm sorry, but I am an Asian women and not everyone who is attracted to me is a fetishist or a pervert. It's not as if these ads portray Asian women any different from the white women in the ads. It's not as if they are all giggling with their hands over their mouths.

I find AA ads annoying, but all this hype is just giving them more free press...

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Camel Toe said...

Definitely camel toe. A very nice one though!

1:25 PM  

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