Tuesday, January 29, 2008

"I'd be purrrfect for Kit Kat..."

(click Julie for closer look. the red blotch on her thigh is just page bleed through. update: NO that IS a tattoo! update #2: No, it's apparently part of the stocking. update #3: Nooo, it's apparently a Diana Vreeland drawing, according to an anon commenter.)
It's the original Catwoman, "unretouched & unretired," in an ad scanned from the back of this week's AdWeek. She's ready, at 74(!), to be your brand's spokesperson. Pretty aggressive move, gotta give it up for the leggy minx. Anyway, to more important matters: what products/services would I hire Newmar for as spokesperson?
well, Katz's deli here in Manhattan (better hurry, might be closing soon.)
Most certainly Nine Lives cat food.
um, Newmar RVs
OMG! She could model for American Apparel! She's got the stems, and they sell catsuits (well, unitards)! And the catsuit is back! Think of the great publicity they'd get switching from the underage girlies!
related: K-Fed for K-Swiss. Burt Reynolds for Burt's Bees. Gwynnie Paltrow is African. Lenny Kravitz is Absolut Krap.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd hit that. Then I'd raid her medicine cabinet because the elderly and infirm are stocked to the hilt.


9:51 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

WTF does "a quintessential quality advocate" mean? Is this the new corporate cliche BS-speak?

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy bat-impotence!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

You say anything against Julie - and I will come over there and slap you so hard your Grand parents will feel it.

She is, and has always been so hip.

Fuck age - I have met dead in the head 25 year olds... in fact way more stale young'ns than septegenarians who acted their age.

She is cool. In fact i think she invented it?

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the brand she'd be a perfect spokesperson for:


2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fine, she's cool like Fonzie. But I still wouldn't even poke her with your pecker, Peter.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that an old Diana Vreeland drawing called "you can do that" on her thigh, its a gloved hand holding a wand, i love that sketch!!!!!!

10:30 PM  
Blogger Kerry Maxwell said...

Julie Newmar has fallen, and she can't get up. But it's very sexy!

9:23 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

THANK you, anon, for hopefully finally clearing up the great thigh mystery.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Ya'll need to stop hating on Julie! She still looks hella good for her age. Hell, I know 25 year olds who look like they are 40!

12:20 PM  
Blogger John said...

Oh, honey, clear your desk off completely before the shoot!

Unless that's what she normally wears around the house and this was just totally spontaneous.

12:39 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I LOVE what she's done here! I was just having a little not-clever fun with the suggested products.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous: "Hating on" and "hella" in the same comment? Don't make me "dis" you.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shite! She, uh, actually looks SEXY. Yeah, overweight, borderline Type II diabetic, dumb-as-rocks twentysomethings are a dime a dozen--and Julie is 74! Yeah, her, a towel, and some high-zoot personal lubricant would do the trick...

9:25 PM  

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