(nsfw) American Apparel matchbook (of course) features boobies.

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Yes they're official AA matches, and yes, that's the same model (and same photo shoot) from a nsfw French American Apparel ad from last December. In somewhat related news, American Apparel retail stores are now selling the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator. Which is not the one pants-optional CEO Dov Charney is holding is this recent beautiful fake ad by the brilliant fake American Apparel ad artist. Thus concludes your American Apparel update for the day.

American Apparel model licking Dov Charney's penis through cotton briefs.

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Probably feeling jealous and challenged by the fake American Apparel ad artist, the pants-optional CEO has ratcheted up the "creativity" in his recent ads. And by "creativity," I of course mean "porn." Two weeks ago, there was the bathing suit ad with porn star Faye Valentine. Now, it's this dick licker on the back cover of the latest issue of Danish art magazine S—a space where Dov apparently places the sleaziest AA ads. Don't know whether or not this coquettish lass is also a porn star, but those hairy legs look like Dov's. To recap, here's American Apparel's most overt ads of the past couple of years: Brazilian porn star Paola Rey masturbating in tights ad; French AA ad gets to the topless point (nsfw); AA's bare ass-thetic; stirrup socks ad features model wearing only stirrup socks; and AA Vice magazine ad shoves hoo-ha in our face. (image via stereo hell)

Fake AA ad artist interacts with fake HBO ad.

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In previous posters placed next to other ads, the fake American Apparel ad prankster has 1) posited that iPod Girl is shiny and sheer under her skirt, and 2) told Hollywood and E where to stick it. Now, the artist graphically answers a vulgar ad for Tru Blood, a fake beverage hatched by HBO to help create buzz for its upcoming Fall vampire series True Blood. After several graphic depictions of the female nether region, this is the first penis we've seen. As usual, the artist uses a headline from a real American Apparel ad, though if I may be critical of this genius's work for a sec, "Swim" doesn't really work that well with this hardening schlong artwork. Either "Hiking" or "Hello" would've been better choices. Just sayin'. Also, Don Cheadle doesn't look pleased.
(snapped on Kenmare St. by the curiously always on the spot stereo hell)

...and yet another fake explicit American Apparel poster.

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Earlier today, we had a "Barely There" diddler (L). And now, a "Stuff this" (R) naked temptress wearing nary a lick of American Apparel clothing or accessories! Oooh, the artist is really pushing the envelope now. And speaking of tight openings, here's the poster that apparently started this wonderful street art exhibit: the tube-socked pooper plunderer.
(latest poster on Crosby @ Bleecker, again via stereohell)

American Apparel forgoes sleazy models, retains boobs/pubes/ass crack (nsfw).

(click ads, left, on the back page of this week's Village Voice, right, from Vice) Well looky here, a monumental, historical shift in the anthropological marvel that it is American Apparel Advertising. The pants-optional CEO appears to be trying to cut costs, without cutting The Dirty.
Wonder how he came up with this new nifty sleazy graphic line drawing idea?
I think the infamous fake AA ad artist needs to legally correspond with Dildo Dov.

BANANAS!

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Well Woodman, you've made it: you've become a parody of a parody. Surely, your satirical mind can appreciate this, if not your kinda ghastly two-color representation. Oh where and when will the fake American Apparel ad artist strike Gotham next? And can anybody stop him/her? previous fake American Apparel posters: under her skirt, iPod girl's Shiny and Sheer; the "romper," with Dildos; "barely there" masturbation; hey Hollywood—stuff this; and tube socks with anal insertion.
(posters at Houston & Mott, Spring & The Bowery, via stereo hell)

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Fake AA Ad Artist Becomes Real AA Ad Artist.

What took American Apparel so long? AA finally contacted the Stereo Hellers and worked out an agreement to place an ad on the back of November's Vice magazine featuring a selection of the artist's virtual mock-AA posters. (link)

Under her skirt, iPod girl's Shiny and Sheer.

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Unlike her bushy iGirlfriend.
The fake American Apparel ad artist continues to terrorize downtown Manhattan with his/her graphic two-color antiestablishmentarianism (or something). I like that the artist is now subverting real billboards, like with this earlier execution that cheekily partially covered an "E" poster. A couple of commenters have pointed out the obvious first thought—that these are the work of an AA operative. I don't think so. While not brilliantly ironic, these posters are still infinitely smarter than any marketing moves previously displayed by their predictable, porny pants-optional CEO—even the Woody Allen billboards. other fake AA posters: "the Romper," with dildos; "Barely There" masturbation; and the tube-socked pooper plunderer. (Lafayette St. @ Great Jones via the bons vivants at stereo hell) update: soundtrack—Peaches, "AA XXX"

Fake American Apparel Ad Artist Sexes Up Mo Pitkin's.

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With what appears to be a big sticker, our insatiable merry NYC AA prankster takes over the window of the shuttered Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction on Avenue A. The "We're coming" headline is from this AA ad announcing the retailer's entry into the Japanese market. Of note is the bush peek: In the past, the artist's line-drawn models have always been completely, baldly Brazilian. (image via, as usual, stereo hell, where you view another recent fake AA ad featuring an ass-sniffing Chihuahua)

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: fake American Apparel ad artist gets Sapphic!

It's another fake AA ad artist Monday on copyranter! This time, using his/her familiar red-on-white technique, the prankster shows us some gentle girl-on-girl action. (link)

fake American Apparel ad artist stays current.

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He/She must have read the Radar piece penned by AA Dov girl Claire Salinda where she revealed that the pants-optional CEO graciously gave her a dildo in lieu of a decent day rate to show her tits/model for him. Here again, the artist continues his/her signature technique of including an X-rated peek of the female nether regions in his/her canvases. Another masterpiece. (snapped @ 4th Ave. and 13th by the ever eagle-eyed stereo hell)

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Red, White, and Boobs!

The fake American Apparel ad artist again hits Jasper Johns, this time reimagining his 1958 painting "Three American Flags." (link)

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: fake AA ad artist kraps on kooky Koons.

After double penetrating Damien Hirst's bum last week, the fake American Apparel ad prankster splashes water on another neo-hackster. (link)

Dov shoves it in our face that he's seen this girl's hoo-ha.

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Apparently jealous of the fake American Apparel ad artist's graphic labia depictions, AA's pants-optional CEO, with this non-product ad from the back of Vice magazine, just wants to let us know that he photographs (And he does take many of the artless photographs himself) real cooze on a regular basis. Seriously, dude? Why don't you just start an off-shoot amateur porn Website already? Sure, you might have to pay the poontang with actually money instead of merchandise discounts and dildos, but you could totally rake in the sleazy ad revenue. It'd be a beautiful, synchronous symbiotic venture. As always, thanks for the great slim-fit T-shirts!
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copyranter on ANIMAL NY: "Legalize Anal."

That's the headline from yet another piece by the fake American Apparel ad artist. It's in response to AA's 'Legalize LA' immigration reform poster that's currently up in several downtown NYC locations. (link)

"Jeez, the ocean is so damn loud in here..."

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Smirnoff vodka ad from a 1966 Life magazine (image via). related: Woody and Dov do both like Asian chicks; Bananas!—the fake American Apparel ad artist creates scary two-color Woody.

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Dov Charney holding a dildo.

The fake American Apparel ad artist strikes again! This time, the merry prankster hits the head man himself. He looks sooo creepy in red. (link)

copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Lichtenstein & Lactation.

The latest pop-art parody poster by the fake American Apparel ad artist combines those two. And of course where there is lactation, there are nipples. And breasts. (link)

(nsfw) American Apparel's new porny pencil illustration ads.

(click ads, via) Cotton: the fabric of their underage? lives. Aw, how innocently sleazy. The artist is Boris Lopez, whose graphite pencil works have appeared in such cultured periodicals as Hustler's Barely Legal and Tight. The pants-optional CEO has a subscription to both. Anyway, with the above, and these graphic line drawing ads (nsfw), AA continues to try to spread their dirty creative wings. How 'bout some Manga next, Dovey? We know you got an Asian itch.

Link Haze, 7/03/08.

• the fake American Apparel ad artist (or a copycat) tags AA in-store signage. As stereo hell, suggests—check the security camera tapes! (link)
• How to trap a man? Wires and padding. (link)
• Zappos "hires" robots to "man" inventory floor. Soon, Zappos managers will start disappearing. (link)
• Kanye West's lame viral campaign for Absolut. In An Absolut World, everybody sells out. (link)
• The Social Media yellow card. I would be shown a red card and receive a lifetime suspension. (link)
• Presidential candidate logo comparison. (link)
•Speaking of logos, Walmart's now has a big asterisk after it. (link)
• Eat Shit And Live. (link)
• Sprint takes laziness to a lazier level. They're asking consumers to create their own summer family YouTube videos complete with product placement. (link)
• Does this Rembrandt spot feature the best on-screen kiss ever? (link)
• 90-day supply of Lipitor for 10 bucks? Let's gorge on cake! (link)
• Animal has been The Shit this week: cool Dark Knight poster (link), Ray-Ban's (SO COOL) pathetic stunt (link), and NYC will be using...Mimes in a new abstinence ad campaign (link).
• Pretty smart use of an auto carrier as an ad medium. (link)
• On the other end of the ad medium spectrum is baggage claimvertising. (link)
• I give People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals a lot of shit, but for some reason I agree with them here. (link)