Today in torturous puns.
(scanned from the Summer issue of Aspen magazine)previously in Bad Puns:
1. Every time someone makes a bad pun, an angel's wings burst into flames.
2. Head. Exploding. Pun. Overdose.
3. Live by the pun. Die by the pun.
4. Chuck brings the Suck.
related on Gawker: Kenneth Cole. Worst copywriter in history.
posted by copyranter @ 12:05 PM
5 Comments:
Nothing screams "in-house" like a horrible pun referencing a washed-up never-was.
If it wasn't in-house, then ....I just don't know.
Oh IIIIIIIIIII get it! it's like that guy who won American Idol ten years ago and is no longer newsworthy but it's a play on his name! ha ha ha ha ha!!
The pun doesn't even make sense in the context of what's being sold. "Clay Achin" can only be used to sell clay dildos, which I'm sure Mr. Aiken would be more than happy to be associated with. At least he'd be working.
Would those be the pre- or post-fired dildos?
The bowls are achin’ because that’s the only headline they could come up with. And be careful not to drop one ‘cuz you gonna achy breaky my heart.
This is my favorite post ever.
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