Today in torturous puns.
(scanned from the Summer issue of Aspen magazine)
previously in Bad Puns:
1. Every time someone makes a bad pun, an angel's wings burst into flames.
2. Head. Exploding. Pun. Overdose.
3. Live by the pun. Die by the pun.
4. Chuck brings the Suck.
related on Gawker: Kenneth Cole. Worst copywriter in history.