Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I also hate parents.

I've already told you how much I hate your kids. Now last week, I stumbled upon this during one of my daily voyages across the fucked-up Internet. It's the artwork for a precious little "onesie." Isn't it ah-dorable?!? It's of course part of an absolutely idiotic 00's trend among "cool" parents to plaster their infants with their PUNK ROCK attitudes. While it's true that the great Angus Young dressed like a school kid on stage, that is not an excuse for you to project your fear of dying onto your progeny. Passersby should then be allowed to scream, at the top of their lungs, 'AC FUCKING DC!!!' an inch from your kid's face, and then spit beer on him/her.
previously in I need (more) therapy:
1. I hate kids.
2. Sex Machine Friday!!!
3. Flushing the Crankcase.
4. advertising sucks smelly DICK.
5. Nemo the goldfish.
related on Gawker: The Watchtower Pamphlet—a Review.

7 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

That's disgusting and depressing. And I don't even listen to punk rock.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

What happened to Oshkosh-By-Gosh?

I've got obnoxious parents on my mind as well...

10:52 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

I got my sister's 1 year old a Brooklyn T shirt bc they live in the 'burbs, then immediately regretted it.

11:38 AM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

Clothes, music, fancy fonts don't make a punk...- cliche' alert!- it's an attitude.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Air Supply said...

As fellow Australian musicians who've been maligned on this blog, I must ask, AC/DC was punk when?

2:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

(snicker) I wrote punk rock "attitudes"——was not referencing actual music.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's a great idea for a onesie. have some kids and you'll find out i'm right! right now you seem to be lacking that key piece of experience.

10:29 PM  

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