Thursday, December 15, 2011

Hilarious World War II Venereal Disease Ad.

(click ad, via)
"98% of all procurable women have venereal disease."
That's a rather "loose" use of "procurable" yes?
Look at those floating, gaping army/sailor/pilot heads.
And ha, they're all blonde sluts.
Much like the Israels, I hate blondes.
Previous retro V.D. ad:
• Mystery solved: Dinosaurs killed off by STDs.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

so is '98%' like '99%'???


12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ad makes me either want to switch teams...

...or get VD repeatedly.

12:40 PM  
Blogger GRayR said...

Avast ye mates,

Reminds me of my time in the Submarine Service. The 70's in the Pacific.

Before liberty in the Philippines the doc would offer penicillin shots to all that wanted them. And after we would get 'short arm' inspections.

But we had no great ads like these.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous COUGH COUGH said...

Familiar with 'third leg,' BUT was not aware of 'short arm.'

Short arm inspection
A medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted diseases.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.
(Urban Dictionary)

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the visual, when I first looked at it I saw a chorus line all doing a can-can, with white panties. But I need glasses.

7:19 PM  

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