Time to egest (thank you Roget).
I hate Watches. (I know, 'what don't you hate, asshole?'). Anyway, meet the Flower™ (Yes, they trademarked the name. Hilarious). I stumbled across it in the overly obnoxious Hollywood Life magazine. A call to Meyers' toll-free number, and nice lady quoted me the price of $15,700. Or, for about $15,699 less, you could eat a bag of skittles, stick your finger down your throat, throw up on your wrist, stick your cheap Timex® piece in the goo, and wait for the project to harden.
posted by copyranter @ 8:00 AM
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And for some reason I get the opinion that that concoction would look better too.
Copyranter, you are my mentor
Yes, I actually laffed outloud after reading your post. Drat.
holy shit, hands down your best post to date.
Copyranter, I want to put my wee wee in your hoo hoo.
"...but I break just like a little girl."
This is the best blog I've ever read hands down, no doubt. Better than gawker and the rest....enough ass kissing...
I think I saw Tucker Carlson wearing that watch on tv the other night?
Now THAT made me laugh.
cr - Get the Olsen twins and Lindsey Lohan to make their own limited edition celebrity versions – why not, the skittles wouldn’t stay down for long anyway. Add an AIDS charity angle to it and there you go. You could triple that asking price on ebay.
The watch looks a little like something I saw on the news the other day... pet cockroaches that have crystals glued to them and you wear them on a leash and they are supposedly "living jewlery.. I swear I am not making this up! If you want the link the e-mail me
that hot bitch Jessica Cutler posted about them roaches last week.
and yes, I would like to golden shower her. aren't I original.
I, too, am an advertising copywriter. After being fucked for 16 years by clients, I'm glad I can get my Flower back for a mere 15k.
breaks just like a little girl...um, last i checked that was dylan, not zeppelin
marketing guy is too busy listening to stereolab in order to get his musical references right.
wateva hey hu wants to be my mentor? :P
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