Thursday, May 04, 2006


Day-after-day, on my hotmail home page, I receive a subtle reminder from True—the "safer online dating service"—that bathing suit dating season is fast approaching.

On online dating advertising
So close, you can SMELL it.
New Year. New Love.
"This is my Diaphragm. Scared?"
Close Your Eyes.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

the eyefucks never cease.

9:55 AM  
Blogger The Man Himself said...

You know, I really didn't see that many overweight, pale nerds at the beach last season. I totally see why those chicks are playing it safe my eDating now.

10:19 AM  
Blogger David said...

Actually, only two or three of those chicks look like they have Un-"true" breasts.

75% truth in advertising?

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the same girl in each pic. Her breasts are natural but she did have several face change surgeries.

12:18 PM  
Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

See that one second row down in the trucker cap?

Guess who she's talking to on the phone.

That's right. She's talking to me.

And, clearly, she likes what I have to say.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That's the same girl in each pic. Her breasts are natural but she did have several face change surgeries."

yeah but you know IT IS different DOWN THERE.

tis the season for brasilian bikini wax, so how about it copyranter?
I bet you are a threading fan ain't cha!

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they all have the same orthopedic problems too

they can't hold their heads vertically or balance evenly on both legs

maybe they are all looking for dates with physical therapists?

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the pencil legs on these girls. Yecch! No need for Beyonce thighs, but a little meat is a must. True can keep 'em!

They're perfect candidates for the Cotton ads.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Admin said...

I dunno, but do roosters really think it looks good when a chick's hips are twice as wide as her waist and shoulders (see the second row of pics)? I'm thinking blecch, but what do I know?

12:00 AM  
Blogger Scamp said...

Funny how these sites always advertise with pics of girls, never guys.

5:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Britney look alike bums me out. Although I like her second body looks a little better...

9:22 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

True is endorsed by Psychology Today; I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Man, they're all over the map. The slutty bikini chicks say "hot times in the old town tonight" but then, on the home page, there's an picture of a guy kissing a woman's forehead--although her ENORMOUS breasts are pushed up against his chest.
Time for some of my patented shivering in the corner while crying.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

top row, middle. Known pornstar.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that must be why she looks so professional at holding her hair back

11:36 PM  

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