Tuesday, June 19, 2007

This Week in unfortunate ad juxtaposition.

Your body is a temple, but it needs a smaller front door. Top—ad for the current hip, hot genital procedure for women. Bottom—In-house ad for online health ad index.
(scanned from the current Village Voice. Bottom ad is hard to read because of printer error, not the scan.)
(tip from Oriane)
UPDATE!!!—as a couple of commenters/emailers have pointed out, the Labiaplasty ad is also rife with humorous typos (click image to read copy). 1. "Reduce and beatify (the meaning of which is quite ironic for the ad) irregular labia" and 2. "Relief embarrassment" Maybe the ad was done by Reebok's agency?
previously in the Village Voice:
1. I wanna be a SheMale Escort Ad copywriter.
2. Hope he has a nick rack.
3. The Village Voice Sex Ad (Sexys) Awards.
4. I'm sorry you all suck.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't think of a better way to "relief" embarrassment than Labiaplasty.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Non Smoking Smoker said...

It's my wife's birthday next week, and I was stuck for a present...

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they "beatify" irregular labia, surely this surgery isn't necessary?

10:31 AM  
Blogger ricpic said...

Call me Archie Bunker but do we really hafta know?

11:31 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

I didn't know that NYU had a female genital surgery center.


12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you plan to you flip a house, er temple, why not add a little curb appeal.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

Oh man. They could come up with a better name than that. Like Curtain Trimming or something

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great more procedures for media brainwashed idiots that are deeply insecure and follow like sheep...

I was watching the original Charlie's Angels today and was thinking about how beautiful and natural the Women are...what the hell happened?

3:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the orig Charlie's Angels had unwaxed pubes? Not in those bikinis, no way.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hate capri pants. Also ... Moby (facepunch)"

I'd like to add (roundhouse kick in Moby's face)

9:17 PM  
Blogger Psychedelic Squid said...

"Open 7 days a week"

I hope they mean the surgery center, not the results. That could get kinda painful after a while.

1:05 AM  

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