Friday, July 13, 2007

The Re-creation of Adam?

(Click ad for closer look. Note the interesting juxtaposition of ad poster above Buonarroti's "Creation of Adam.")
Your lawyer totally screwed that Hell Witch you married; she got nothing and you got the kids—time to celebrate, Mr. divorced, four-story stud, with a Corcoran copulation condo!
The realtor couldn't be happier that you, Daddy banker, won custody of the children. Corcoran loves moneyed children! And Daddy-O, you're gonna be needing a duplex now, right? A floor for the kids, and a floor for fucking! Here's my card!
previously in subtle real estate advertising:
1. The Power of Platinum.
2. CLEARLY defining your target audience.
3. Real estate stooges redefine "shocking."
4. The unparalleled hyperbole of real estate ads.
5. Harlem lodges beckon curly-haired cutey-pie.
6. Caledonia slightly updates its ad twats.


Blogger Mokibelo said...

Nice blog - flipping through and trying to make my firday afternoon roll over. and i find something worth reading.


10:30 AM  
Blogger Brooks said...

I like your headline as recreation, rather than re-creation, making for a nice image of this guy spending his weekends drinking, golfing, and procreating, though not necessarily in that order.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Wow Mr. Right! I get to go on dates to the play ground and hear him bitch about his crazy ex and family court while he chases his kids around.

10:50 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

uh, thanks Brooks. I am laaaaaazy.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Corco-devil was also quite clever with the seam running right through his crotch. She obviously knows where this bankers' thoughts come from.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's divorced? I thought that was his trophy wife hanging on his ankle there.

6:44 PM  
Blogger Tim Bond said...

anonymous at 12:24pm, I noticed the seam, too - conveniently, the copy joins with the seam to put his reproductive equipment squarely in the crosshairs of the viewer. See, not only does he have kids, but he has the equipment to make more.

7:18 PM  

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