Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Maybe, Derek (.176 average) just wasn't "Driven" enough.
Or maybe, he drank too much of the Official Sports Drink of the Yankees? Or didn't drink enough Milk. Or maybe his herpes was itching real bad. Who knows—we're all searching for answers as to how, HOW this $200+ million New York Yankee juggernaut could have possibly lost a division series to those cheap-ass, midge-breeding Wahoos and their pathetic $60 million payroll.
Perhaps, not enough Yankee fans wore face paint? Or maybe Joe Torre spent too much time on the Brooklyn Bridge shooting accounting firm ads. Or Jorge Posada (.133 average) peed on his hands too much.
Or maybe, you know, the Yankees starting pitching just plain sucked Roger Clemens's fat ass. Whatever, who cares. They lost. So, hold your finger high and say it loud with me and Doug Stanhope"FUCK THE YANKEES."
(you have no idea how much I've been cackling on the inside since last night at about 11:45 pm)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I grew up in Boston. I've been screaming "FUCK THE YANKEES" all my life. Last night's game was o-so satisfying.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always tough to watch another overhyped, overpaid NY sports team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Sorry ass bastards.

4:53 PM  
Blogger David said...


Sox-Rox is coming!

(Imagine a Cleveland-DBacks series? Sweet Hemmoraging Christ.)

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and fuck George Steinbrenner and Donny Deutsch too.

5:36 PM  

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