Monday, November 05, 2007

Real Estate Porn—Chicago Style.

Yes, but will I have wide open vag views out my ass windows?
The residences at Burnham Pointe (oh, the money that extra "e" always costs you) are located in the Windy City's "prestigious South Loop" nabe in "Printers Row" (love those made-up marketing names). And unlike your clown make-up faced real estate agent, it's surprisingly doable! But only for rich men (and lesbians), apparently! P-shaw! In Manhattan, we also include doable men in our real estate ad porn.
(thanks to Garry Jaffe for the tip)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for a real estate ad with the headline "Dear Penthouse."

9:12 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

good one!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Printers Row is not really a made up name as all of the buildings used to house printers. Now they're being converted to loft condos.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if she likes to get "behind" on the rent...

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see...the pool offers resistance, the girls do not.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Ruby Khan said...


5:48 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

Yeah, they have a Printer's Row Book Fair every year in Chicago, so it's not a figment of the diseased real estate imagination.

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI, "doable" doesn't necessarily mean shagable. At least not in Chicago. It's a Midwest thing, like "Are you coming with?"

11:02 AM  

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