Tuesday, February 26, 2008

DEUTSCH: apparently not a bestiality magazine.

(click ads for closer look)
Licken Meinen Snatchen. Well, Deutsch, a German "international lifestyle magazine," is certainly indelibly branding themselves by employing an eager German Shepherd in its ads (hey, at least he [or maybe it's a female?] gives oral). Also, his day rate's gotta be pretty reasonable.
But how 'bout dem sexxxually-charged Deutschlanders! Playing Sudoku while doggy-styling their lovers; Plastering Ass all over their subway system; creating Playmate® typefaces; using exotically-flavored lubricants and dangerously thin condoms? Gott im Himmel! (images via)


Blogger Unknown said...

I am confused and scared by these ads. What insane-o-saur thought that bestiality = glamour?

8:31 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

They are shock value for shock value's sake.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Kers said...

It's a well known fact that the "International Lifestyle" revolves around canine-lingus and champagne!

9:55 AM  
Blogger Iagos said...

Later the dog was found sobbing in the shower with his paws wrapped around her(him)self.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently not just man's best friend.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s a Nietzschean opposition of Apollonian and Dionysian impulses at work reinforcing notions of master and slave, good vs. evil, Heaven vs. Hell. The metaphor is obvious: all men are in fact dogs with only one need that needs satisfying. From there, we can deduce that the viewer of said acts is really mankind himself, disgusted but unable to turn away.

...eh, fuck it. I’m just reaching.

I don’t have a clue.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worst ANTM task ever.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice boobies

3:11 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...


3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said no teeth!

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tastes like chicken-flavored Kibbles.

4:49 PM  
Blogger llcooljessie said...

I just hope this doesn't corrupt the clean lifestyles over at American Apparel.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I thought doggie style was just an expression....

7:13 PM  
Blogger Pot Thought said...

Man, what an ugly bitch. The dog is cute, though.. *rimshot*

I don't know why you all are so confused, the subhead says "Magazin Fur Internationalen Lifestyle"

Seriously though, I hate everyone responsible for this. Vapid, ugly, eurotrash try-hardism at its worst.

3:18 AM  
Blogger Fifi said...

Tyra and friends are going to take this and run with this, you know that. They'll try to one-up this ad by using Dobermans, possibly Rottweilers.

This ad, in general, totally and completely disturbs me.

6:39 AM  
Blogger Harry Pujols said...

I thought the ads were about the "Donny" variation of the name.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's how it is in nature

4:07 PM  

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