"the rankest compound(s) of villainous smell that ever offended nostril."—Shakespeare
Everlast Eau de Toilette—A base of Sweaty Balls, with top notes of Smelling Salts and Check Wepner's Blood.
Daytona 500 Cologne—Overpowering middle notes of Burnt Rubber and Burnt Flesh with a hint of Death.
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eau de ASS
posted by copyranter @ 8:15 AM
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Daytona 500 might include the infield smells of barbecue smoke, stale beer, beef farts and 3 day old B.O.
The Donald?!
I would rather smell like "Burnt Rubber and Burnt Flesh with a hint of Death" any day.
The Donald: Burnt hair, burnt bridges and breath of death. Pretty close to Daytona 500.
ZING kitty! good one!
There was an awful Issy Miyake perfume in the 80s, which looked a lot like that Daytona bottle - which stunk like burnt rubber and gasoline. Maybe I'm misremembering and it ws that Daytona one. Worst xmas gift ever in any case.
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