Monday, October 02, 2006

Scary Hart.

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Monday mornings are tough enough as it is. Today, I was really having a devil of a time getting motivated to come up with another who-gives-a-shit advertising post. Then, while paging through trade pub Broadcasting & Cable, I happened upon an ad touting the audience numbers for Entertainment Tonight. I never made it up to the numbers, as I was stopped dead by the above left pic of host Mary Hart. "Retouched" isn't quite strong enough of a word. "Reanimated," I think, is more accurate.

1. copyranter celeb dish #1.
2. K-Fed for K-Swiss.
3. Yep. She's Lost.
4. Right Gwynnie. And I'm Martian.


Blogger David said...

Well, I'd still, you know.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to submit to awfulplasticsurgery dot com

12:04 PM  
Blogger David said...

No anon needed, MTLB. I'd ride the Chung/Hart expressway with whatever background music happens to be playing.

Preferably Danzig, but whatever works.

1:19 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Hey, I hope you guys wash your hands after commenting here.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I WOULD fuck her, but the whole Wellington Mara look is spooky.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They say the legs are the last to go. Is she still worth watching, the part under the desk?

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her head looks like a giant pickled cabbage.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If you can get past the vericose veins, have at it.

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for aging gracefully.

6:53 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

It was all that blow she did on the that glass table after credits rolled.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eeeeek. First Katie, now Mary. You mean these women are getting OLDER?!? OMG WTF!!1!

11:23 AM  

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