Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Model/Contortionist Wanted.

It's a dilemma. You're a shoes/handbags label. You of course want a close-up of your products, but you also want the model's face in the frame—faces attract readers. What to do. What. To. Do. Hire a contortionist! Wow. She's, like, twisted and bent over backwards. And no pain showing on her face. Bravo!
(scanned from the New York Times)
previously in fashion ads:
1. What's Italian for "tw*t?"
2. Gays don't shop Daffy's.
3. DEAD is the new BLACK.
4. Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

the feet are backwards. the left foot is on the right side of her body. it's not contortion, it's just a bad ad.

11:44 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

um, yes, I understand that this in fact really, um, 2 women. but, thank you!

11:48 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I think this is just brilliantly targeted toward the affluent upskirt fetishist market segment (AUFs).

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's official. Men are no longer useful.

12:55 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

Leave it to the circus folk community to solve problems that others can't!

1:09 PM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

the golden shower will ruin her mascara

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahaah! Ahhh... For an ad student who hates advertising, this blog is my hero.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cruel shoes, I love you.

7:20 PM  
Blogger still life angie said...

it's like some crush erotica fetish piece. next thing, chanel will be using women dressed like gigantic roaches under the pointy heel. rowr.

you can have that one, cr.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

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9:51 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

That is an ugly ass pair of shoes, but her whorish maquillage complements them nicely.

9:52 PM  

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