Donnie Deutsch Mark!

In the March issue of Gotham, Douche interviews Billy Joel. The first 2 words of the article? “For me…” Total Words from Joel: 82. Total Words Douche talks directly about himself: 194. Total Words plugging his Talk Show: 50. Times he writes “I” or “me”: 18. Times he calls Joel a "Brand": 1. Total Words in article: 435. Times I said "Douche" while reading the article: 1,038.