Taglines are DUMB: #11.
Do you live in NYC? Then, "you" probably know what it feels like to get repeatedly ass-raped by the huge corporate steel penis of TimeWarner Cable. Just for basic services, "you" are basically immediately out 100 bucks a month. Also, have "you" ever tried to return or pick up a box from them, from their—count 'em—two service offices in Manhattan? And how many times have "you" tried to buy one of their overpriced movies "on demand" on a Saturday night, only to receive the timely "unable to access movie at this time" message.
The Power of Me? No. The power of monopoly. The power of irony.
previously in Taglines are DUMB:
1. Bud Select. Expect Everything.
2. Work Hard. Fly Right.
3. The four worst car taglines.
4. Kool. Be True.
5. My favorite Tagline ever.
6. That's Marshall's Law.
7. Keep Walking.
8. Let's Shvo.
9. New York Knicks. Experience It.
10. California Psychics. When Accuracy Counts.