Monday, June 11, 2007

Introducing the most Douche ever splattered on a polo shirt.

(click image to better examine the new official logo of the born-rich)
For Dads & Grads named Chad
I thought the Big Pony was the apex of Douchery. I was obviously wrong. Yes. It's an entire fucking polo match as a crest. From a distance, it just looks like a huge condiment stain.
previously in really stupid fashion ads:

1. DIESEL woos fcuk hoi polloi.
2. Dead is the new Black.
3. Sailing with Carson and Justin.
4. Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.
5. The Gays don't shop Daffy's.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck that, I'll wait till they blow up the polo match logo to full size, so that the whole shirt is just huge horse's asses.

Can't wait to pop the collar on that!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

yes, the shirt is fugly and will only be worn by people wanting you to know that they buy ralph lauren.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want the Afghani version where the riders are fighting over a goat carcass.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Maybe he did a Monica on Fudgie the whale.

I'm horrible.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody who wore this SHOULD be beaten with polo mallets.

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon - you may just get your wish sooner than you think. Go to their website here and click on the photo, check out the alternate design on the back. That fucking thing is the size of Newport, RI.

12:45 AM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

looks like something off the Bayeux Tapestry

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@make the logo bigger

They can still make the logo bigger.

hahaha, I am TOO witty.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

it looks like a roach

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

make the logo bigger AND MESSIER!!!

12:28 PM  
Blogger Brooks said...

Ahh, polo...the game of old money and African-American males...errr...nobility alike.

2:52 PM  

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