Dirty Thought Condom Bubbles.

(click ads, via) Friday afternoon condom ad update: via Publicis in Zurich, a print ad from a campaign for Ceylor rubbers (the other two were less provocative). Well, we've seen hot models blowing fruit-flavored condom gum bubbles and boinking bunnies made out of condom bubbles previously. Here, a scofflaw is wishing for some cop rear-end interrogation.
I really don't have anything to say, I'm just keeping up my commitment to cover condom ads of all sorts. XL condom ads. Climax-delay condom ads. Ads for extra thin condoms. Extra pleasure condom ads. Retro condom ads. Disgusting condom ads. Heated condom ads. Funny condom ads. Horrifying condom ads. And the most practical condom ad ever.

Condom Ad of the Week.

(click ad) My goodness, I haven't posted a condom ad since June 20th! This one for Pronto condoms is not new, but I hadn't seen it before. The selling point is that its package is an applicator, enabling you to sheath your schlong swiftly. Here's video of how it works. The ad? Enough with the cock as cock visuals. Country: South Africa. Ad agency: unknown. Via. Previously: follow the links in this Durex chocolate-flavored prophylactic  ad featuring Monica Lewinsky to see about 50 more condom ads.

No, THIS is the dumbest ad I've ever seen.

update: Yes, I understand it's not a produced ad.
update #2: it's a 2010 Chip Shop Award winner.
So, non-ad people, it's MEANT to be stupid.
(click ad, via) Note: you can, in fact, shine shit. This ad is via the same brilliant UK ad guys who did the feminine hygiene ad I posted earlier today. Time for an Ad Dumb-Off! Which ad is dumbest?
This Pledge one, or:
• this condom ad.
• this World Water Day ad.
• this Israeli instant coffee ad.
• these domestic violence ads.
• this Portuguese bookseller ad.
• or, this Korean Samsonite ad (my vote).

The dumbest Valentine's Day ad I could find.

(click ad ,via) I looked through hundreds of dumb V-Day ads. This was the dumbest. Here's a double shit burger sweetie, will you marry me? From 2004. Ad agency: TBWA Paris. Previous dumbest ads:
• dumbest coffee ad.
• dumbest tampon ad.
• dumbest hockey ads.
• dumbest condom ad.
• dumbest Water Day ad.
• dumbest investment ad.
• dumbest bookseller ad.
• dumbest WonderBra ad.
• dumbest motorcycle ads.
• dumbest weed wacker ad.
• dumbest protein drink ad.
• dumbest domestic violence ads.
• and the dumbest ad I've ever seen.

Someone please explain this condom ad to me.

(click ad, via) It's for Prolong condoms, who previously produced the best climax-delay condom ad I've yet seen. Headline: More time for your fantasies (Art directors? READABLE typefaces please.). Tagline: Against premature ejaculation (ejaculation is spelled wrong because the ad has been translated for publicity purposes.). Commenters at Ads Of The World love it. I don't quite get it. Maybe the elevator is my dick, which is going up longer than normal? Eh? Ad agency: DDB Chile. Previously: Premature ejaculators embarrassed by clever ambient ad at soccer match.

Ugly? Use a condom.

(click ads, via) These couples are Visions of Hideousness according to condom maker Olla. Advertisers? No matter how cartoonish you make the people in your haha ugly people ads, the strategy is insulting and a mistake. Note: to me, the men in these ads got hit by the ugly stick much more than the women. South American Condom Ad Month continues here on the 'ranter. Here's the third ad from the campaign, by ad agency Age Comunicação. in São Paulo, Brazil.
Previous Olla condom ads by Age:
• Penal Sperm.
• The cutest climax-delay condom ad you'll cum across.

Would you to like to read a condom ad with 936 words in it?

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The count's close. Be my guest to double check it. The ad is for Prudence extra large condoms, a brand heretofore unknown to me. And I've covered a lot of condom ads in the last 6+ years. You know, I'm not left with a good feeling about this brand after reading these 936 words. If you're gonna make me read 936 words in a fucking ad, it better be very entertaining/enlightening/arousing. Maybe it works better in Portuguese. Ad agency: Z+, Saõ Paulo, Brazil. Related: this is the best condom ad via Brazil I've seen. And these are the worst.

The cutest climax-delay condom ad you'll ever cum across.

(click ad, via) Fun SpermVertising update! I've covered a shitload of condom ads, good, bad, and ugly, in the last five years. Here's a post with a roundup of many them. But this one, for Olla Prolong condoms with climax delay by São Paulo ad agency Age Comunicações, is the most precious. Look at those patient Spermatozoa hanging in the testes, waiting for their man and his numbed knob to reach the eventual point of no return. There're chess-playing sperms, guitar-playing sperms, solitaire-playing sperms, sperms resting in hammocks, etc. It's a sperm sit-in! Fucking cute ad. Here's a previous Olla condom ad featuring an imprisoned sperm being visited by an egg.

Let's start the week with a goofy German condom ad.

(click ad, via) More scary HandVertising! PleasureMax indeed ladies, amirite? All those little fingers ticklin' your clitty, flicking your g-spot, tiny hands rubbing your vaginal (or anal) walls. I'm assuming that this is a prototype of the actual product. Ad by Grey in Düsseldorf.
Previous Durex ads:
• Boinking Balloon Bunnies.
• WTF does this condom ad mean?
• Ever had a canoe stuck in your ass?
• Female Orgasm Enhancer oversold.
• Monica Lewinsky flavored Durex ad.
• The choo-choo is stuck in the poo-poo.
• The Chinese have trouble screwing, too.
• Female Orgasm Enhancer oversold again.

Monica Lewinsky could suck the chocolate out of a soufflé.

(click ad) Good Monday morning, trolls. This is of course not a new condom ad but it is a condom ad that I hadn't seen before—and I've seen almost all of the condom ads from the last five years. It was tucked into an adme.ru prophylactic ad retrospective post from last Friday. It doesn't make a lick of sense because Miss Lewinsky reportedly blew Billy's willy willy-nilly. Also, like most flavored condoms, Durex's are sugar-free. Here's the corresponding video from the campaign. Fyi: Humo is a Belgian humor magazine. Related: The Axe Effect made Hillary want to fuck Obama.

The most metaphorical condom ad ever.

(click ad, via ) But I'm not sure, exactly, what is meant by this inside-the-rubber scenario. The anarchist is a sperm, that much is clear. I guess the riot police represent spermicide (The ad is tagged "Espermicida"). So, Sid Spermatozoon Vicious is a dead man. But the ad was sent out by the agency tagged: "Today Condoms. Long Action." So, is this a climax delay prophylactic ad (here's a previous cute one)? One thing's for sure: South America consistently produces the most fucked up condom ads in the world. Ad by McCann Erickson in Bogota.

The most f*cked up orgy ever.

(click ad, via) Headline: "In case 2012 isn't 2012." So, just in case the Mayan Apocalypse materializes, make sure and stock up on Tulipan condoms, I guess. In addition to all manner of human hook-ups, I spy: a chimp fucking Mona Lisa; an over-sized praying mantis fucking a woman; a skeleton doggystyling a woman; and a green bird of some sort eating a woman's ass. See what you can see. By Y&R Buenos Aires. Previous South American condom ads: happiness is other people's children • the cutest climax delay condom ad ever • skeletons fucking • and, the dumbest condom ad I've ever seen.
I've posted about 100 condom ads. Search through them here.

Premature Ejaculators embarrassed by soccer game advertising.

(click image, via) If you're a football (soccer for you non-appreciative Americans) fan, you're familiar with the added time sign raised near the end of halftime and before fulltime. Well, Durex in Thailand is using this medium to promote their Performa condoms—which feature the painkiller Benzocaine which theoretically desensitizing your raging chubb. You will be sold to, Minutemen.
This media buy garners Durex maybe a three second TV spot twice per match—though if you don't know the Performa product, you're probably not going to get the intended message. Ad agency: McCann Erickson, Bangkok.
Previous Durex Performa ads: WTF does this ad mean?
Related: the cutest climax delay condom ad ever.
Related: the 2nd cutest climax delay condom ad ever.

PENAL SPERM.

(click ad) Hey, it's been over two fucking weeks since I posted a condom ad. Quite a dry period. So, here's a new one for Olla, via Brazil. I'm assuming that thing that looks like a hot testicle is a female egg? The creative liberties taken with scale are confusing me. Poor Spermy. No conjugal visits for him. For you sexual anthropologists, this post has a link to just about every condom ad I've reviewed in the last four years.

Did he or didn't he...give me AIDS? (condom ad).

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Print ad Durex is currently running in India. Copy reads: “experience the new durex superthin ultima. our thinnest condom. so thin, you can leave her pleasantly puzzled–did he really use one? or didn't he?"
Did he or didn't he—make me preggers? Did he or didn't he—give me an orgasm? No, definitely no O. Previously: Durex ad tastefully addresses the German cucumber e-coli outbreak.

Aim carefully, gents.

(click ad, via) Cheeky, refreshingly copy-free ad for carefertility.com, a chain of UK fertility clinics. I'm wondering about the media placement though. The private booths in adult book stores, perhaps? Definitely not NYC subway cars. Previous sperm donor poster: "America's finest part-time job." Previously in Sperm: Chinese Viagra ad with sperm ICBMs. Jontex condom umbrellas—it's raining semen. Olla condom ad features penal sperm.

Presenting Condom Ads with Sperm Butterflies/Fireflies.

(click ads, via) For Carex "ultra safe" condoms, via Malaysia. If your man has glow-in-the-dark little guys, yes absolutely, wear an ultra safe condom. You don't want to give birth to the Toxic Avenger. Yet another condom ad update from the adman who covers more condom ads than any man. (Here's nine Durex ads from around the world, for instance.) Ad agency: Grey Group, Kuala Lumper.
Previously in: Spermy condom ads. Previously in: SpermVertising.

Ladies, is this any way to sell Sunblock?

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Ad for Australian Surfers Sunblock? Or a generic condom ad? Or, I don't know. Do Aussie women think sticking sunblock up their cooters prevents babies? She is pale. Ad agency: Bondi, Sydney. Previous sunblock ads: Strange • Very Strange.

XL Condom Ads of the Week.

(click ads, via) So big, you can make balloon animals out of them. Sorry, not hyperbolic enough; should have made them life-size. In for an inch, in for a mile (that's what she sa...nevermind). Also, the idea of condom balloon animals has been done much better before. Ad agency: Leo Burnett, Belgium. You wanna see some batshit crazy XL condom print ads? Here ya go. Related: follow the links in this Monica Lewinsky flavored condom ad to see about 50 more prophylactic ads.

Happiness is other people's children.

(click ads, via) It's South American condom ad week on copyranter. I know, I post condom ads too frequently (search condom). Well, if you don't like it, go fuck yourself (with a condom!). Here, via Y&R in Buenos Aires, The Tulipan brand eschews the popular bullshit better sex sell, and delivers the practical anti-life message that we're not allowed to mention here in the US of A. Nice photography. The previous Y&R Tulipan ad was idiotic.