'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' has a pierced nipple (nsfw).

(click poster, via) International poster for the David Fincher adaption of the novel, due out in December. I love Daniel Craig—what a face. That's Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander. This is the US version of the poster, which has a strategically placed "2"—because Mike Huckabee's and Newt Gingrich's fat heads would explode if they saw a woman's nipple anywhere in God's Favorite Country. Previously: the pierced nipple in this MTV ad actually makes sense (nsfw).

Is that a NIPPLE in this 1937 ad for Simoniz?

(click ad, perv) Yes, this ad is from a 1937 issue of Life. And, yes, I think that is visible teat, though blurred a bit by the clear rain slicker. I'm greatly disappointed with the lack of double entendres in the boring copy, though (image via).
Previously in: racy retro advertising. Related: the Nipple Bra™.

(nsfw) The latest from American Apparel's crack ad team.

Nipple piercing! (click ad, here's a closer shot) Sure, we've seen see-though nipplage before in AA advertising. But this ad, from the latest issue of Vice Japan, marks the first time I've spotted nipple jewelry. Plus you got some near ass crack, which is an AA ad staple. I wonder if the pants-optional CEO has a cock ring?
Related: the first nude AA ad (nsfw).

American Apparel Ad Watch: the half nipple of sad Steffi (nsfw).

(click ad) Sad Steffi, last seen sadly modeling AA Riding Pants sans shirt (nsfw), here soullessly flashes a lonely half-nipple in a sad AA denim ad. She makes me miss the stupid sleazy Diesel denim ads.

Here comes Airport ScannerVertising.

(click ad, via) If there's one thing ad agencies are good at (other than decorating lobbies), it's quickly and questionably exploiting the cultural zeitgeist. Here, Berlin ad agency Glow has hastily (and badly) produced a glowy, scanny ad for Montreal-based lingerie company Blush (stores worldwide). Yeah. So, ladies? From now on when you're flying, make sure you're wearing some sexy high-end unmentionables to arouse those hot, hunky airport security gentlemen; they'll totally miss the hidden explosives. Note: we've seen this same basic lingerie ad visual trick before.
Previous lingerie ads: Gory. Empowering. NSFW. Nipple-less. Ridiculous. Mildly humorous. Boring.

retroslutty: 1964 Frederick's of Hollywood catalog.

(click pages) Get that "marry-a-millionaire" look! Pages from a wonderful 1964 catalog for Frederick's, the world's foremost purveyor of cheap whore couture for street walkers, sweet talkers, and rich cad stalkers since 1946. Lucky was the horny pubescent boy who got his hands on one of these treasured publications in the 70s-80s when the catalogs featured live models and included some booby and booty peeks. Sigh. (images via flickr) Previously in sleazy retro products: The Nipple Bra™. The Love Rug™. The Love Maid™.

(nsfw) the pierced nipple in this ad actually makes sense.

(click ad, via) Which sets it apart from most bOObsVertising—though, that certainly doesn't make it a good ad. It's running in the most recent issue of Seventeen magazine. Kidding. This is a Serbian ad by Belgrade's McCann Erickson, the agency that created this questionable suicide prevention bridgevertising in August. I will never watch the show—or any MTV show—unless forced to, Clockwork Orange style.
Previous racy MTV ads:
• MTV Brazil—ShitVertising,
• MTV Belgium—rabbits fucking.
• MTV Dubai—chewing gum=fucking.
• MTV Argentina—gym class erections.
• MTV Brazil—vintage porn safe sex ads.
• MTV Argentina—our viewers are idiots.
• MTV Belgium—AIDS pubic-hairvertising.

(nsfw) selling men's suits with Fashism (fashion + sexism).

(click images) Following in the stylish footsteps of Calvin Klein (rapey), Duncan Quinn (gruesome), Tom Ford (nsfw), and Dolce & Gabbana, Dutch menswear company Suit Supply ratchets up the contrived controversy with these images from their Winter campaign titled "Shameless." We've got (top to bottom, left to right): what looks like a foursome with oral action on man at right; boob grab; counter-top rear entry over coffee; auto-erotica; nipple touch plus possible pole tugging; and panty peek. Oh, Netherlands. (via Jezebel).

How about a serious ad post for a change?

(click ad, via) I feel a little dirty with all the sexual adverts I've posted today. Drag queen Ben Franklin. Naked cello-woman. Teen mom nipple ring. Naomi Campbell torturing a naked Russian mobster. The Jolly Green Giant pole-dancing. So: here's an ad that ran in August in the National Post created by Cossette Montreal for the Red Cross seeking aid for the poor Pakistani flood victims—who've been roundly ignored by the American media. Not a Gold Lion winner, but you get the point. Previously: Red Cross Eye Bank ad scary as hell.

Retro Bra Ad Of The Week.

(click ad, via) Travel back to October 1941 with me and meet the mutantly-proportioned minx Dot Cole, official little spokes-thang for the Formfit Life bras. That's it Dot baby, touch your toes—are you not wearing panties?!? I'd write a nasty limerick for you, but I'm a little busy. Maybe you can add one in the comments (PervertRanter wrote this post).
Previous Retro Bra Ads:
1950s—The bra of Hollywood starlets, $1.00.
1963—Frederick's blow-up bras.
1970s—The Nipple Bra™.

(click ad) Copy reads, in part: "The beauty photographed above is a total cooking appliance strategically stacked and endowed with the most refined developments..."
That's Dick Van Dyke Show and Leaver It To Beaver actor Richard Deacon, who was a gourmet chef and gay. So, he was much more interested in the well-built Thermodor during this shoot.
(image via)
Previously in chesty 1970s ads: Penthouse. AKAI. The Nipple Bra™.

American Apparel proudly presents their first ever ad with nipple tweaking (nsfw).

(click ad) Landmark moment in the Helvetica-sullying amateur porn experiment known as AA Advertising. Nipples, of course, we've seen by the handful (nsfw). And female-on-female ass grabbing (nsfw).  But this mildly sapphic depiction is a first, I think. If the pants-optional CEO's profits continue to plummet, stay tuned for the first ever twat-diddling execution.

Hard Nipple-vertising via Skoda.

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Continuing with the breast week ever on copyranter, here's a 2004 ad for the optional 2-zone A/C of the Czech auto. It's reminiscent of this Brazilian bouncing boobs spot for the Nissan Pathfinder's front independent suspension. Ad agency: TBWA Paris.

(nsfw x 4) The latest from American Apparel's Crack Ad Team.

(click ads) After briefly bringing the sleaze via graphic line drawings, the pants-optional CEO returns to his nuanced nipples and ass crack roots. Top Left: nipple peeks plus underarm razor burn. Top Right: artsy. Lower Left: "Diane" is studying Kinesiology, pants-less. Lower Right: Popular AA model who's done both ass crack and nipples before. You are now up-to-date.

American Apparel Ad Watch: Totes & Tits (nsfw).

(click ad) Well, actually the pants-optional CEO (who's now being sued by several former female employees for sexual assault/harassment) may have a point with the nudity this time. In a tote ad, you don't want a model's clothes distracting from said tote, right? But you do want a model showing off how to carry said tote. But then, you could've made sure the model's nipples were always covered by said tote. I do feel this is a baby step in the right direction though, Dildo Dov. We all know you love your nipple ads (all nsfw). The model looks so happy, doesn't she?

OMFG! The new "Mad Men" poster is here!!!!!!!!!!

(click, via)
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
DON DRAPER LIKES NIPPLE-LESS BOOBIES.
(he'd like this woman)
Previous Mad Men posters here and here.
update: WRONG type of mannequin for the period, dipshit Matthew Weiner.

FEMEN protest corruption with cupcake boobies (nsfw).

(click images) Why cupcake booby tattoos (with nipple cherries)? Your logic doesn't apply here, MALE. The protester's name is Valentin Ogirenko, and she is protesting something about former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma being implicated in the murder of journalist Georgy Gongadze. "No gain No pain" is written sub-boobs, for some reason. Read more about it (translated) here. Previous FEMEN protests:
• Japan supported by six boobs (nsfw).
• Ban from facebook protested with six boobs (nsfw).

"Imagine having that sensual cold weather look all the time..."

(click ad to read copy, via.) While many 1970s wymyn were busy burning their bras, others surreptitiously put up a false front. This was the bra of choice for ladies looking to spend some horizontal time on the sensual Love Rug. Diametrically related: Mexican seamless lingerie ad features a topless, nipple-less model.

(nsfw) nipple pimples & chesticle cheeks.

(via) Previously, we've seen condom ads with digitally painted erect penises (seriously nsfw). And anti-gas pill ass artwork (nsfw). And models with fake painted-on clothing (kinda nsfw) in ads selling ultra thin panty liners. But these executions, for the Breast Cancer Foundation of Singapore. feature real body paint. It's a clever way to illustrate the message that women should refocus their bodily obsessions. But, racy flippant humor is maybe not the right tone to use for such a serious topic. Though, it is a popular method (nsfw). Campaign by DDB Singapore.

(kinda NSFW) Hot naked sweaty drippy sluicy Yoga.

(click ads) Nipple and Ass Crack (sorry)! Kinda creepy, artsy, melting skin ads by Leo Burnett Hong Kong for hot yoga classes at Life Yoga. Copy line: Sweat off your flab. That, and your head. And, where's the melting hot dude ad in the campaign (images via)? Previously in Yoga: what should NOT be on a McDonald's cup: a woman executing the Vrksasana pose. Jane Magazine calls her pose Downward Facing Slutdog.