Dad is a Mother(f*cker).
(click ad, from 1947, via) Look at pops, happily tying on the apron and doing wimminz work. Helen's sick in bed, you see. So the mister is using the Easy Spindrier—the one he bought with his man money—for the first (and last) time. He's fucking shitfaced, obvs. Heck, later, he might even let Helen strap on a dildo and peg his ass.
Previously in good 'ol retro sexism.
Happy 2011, 'ranter readers.