Toilet seat left up = 100 carat diamond.


(click ads, via) As does, leaving the cap off of the toothpaste. Hey guys, don't you love being reduced to stereotypical slobs, especially in a fucking diamond campaign? As a man who commits neither of these egregious household offenses, I can't relate, but I can still fume at the sexist strategy employed by the Rio office of ad agency Euro RSCG for their client Jota Art Jewelry. And no, I do not "forgive" you fucks just because of the beautiful art direction.
Time for a shameless diamond ad-off. Vote in the comments.
• These.
• Diamonds make men funny again.
• Australian jeweler exploits solar eclipse.
• Diamond brand promises monogamy to the power of 100.